Quote of the Day

[pt_tangles]

From elfwreck, posted in P/W:

"Why Every Witch Needs A Thesaurus:

On another forum, someone was pondering how to say "retarded *ss monkey or ßull***t spewing ƒ*cktard" without breaking the profanity rules.

I suggested "Semi-sentient anthropoid with limited mental capacity and severe psychological impairments vis-à-vis interpersonal communication strategies resulting in widespread distribution of scatalogical material derived from masculine bovine livestock."

Use big enough words, and you can call 'em anything you like."

Elf, you are my hero (and this is going in my memories)! LOL

--Phae

Comments

[curefreak.livejournal.com]

That is BRILLIANT! *Goes to get a pen and paper and plans to call his boss at work tomorrow* ;)

[blackthornglade.livejournal.com]

Ooh! What thread was that in. I want a copy. :)

Oh hell. I'll steal it from you. *grins*

[elf]

The *original*, rather than the thread at About, was in a thread under the Wade post in mhorrioghain.

I can't remember which thread at About. Penda was mentioning her lack of ability to call fuckwits fuckwits, in moderator-approved language.