Lemmings Unite!

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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	set your bed on fire, to exorcise the evil demon spirits that made you dream about doing bad things, like setting your bed on fire.
Then, after lunch...	leap on random pedestrians and demand that your need for piggy back rides be sated, lest you kill again.
Dinner will consist of...	a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	pass out the pamphlets you had made up preaching the divine word of Squiknor, lord of the lemmings, who shall inherit the earth when all the non-believers are gone.
At the height of your madness, you will call	sonicwylde
And the two of you will proceed to...	tag-team wrestle people as they come out of bars, whether they want to or not.
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