May 2017

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I put money in [livejournal.com profile] sillycowfreckle's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I helped [livejournal.com profile] brigidashwood see the light (8 points). In May I stole [livejournal.com profile] curefreak's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (14 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
phae_talon

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Woohoo! A wagon!

--Phae

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